This had zero effect and I would like a refund.
No problem. 
I’d refunded it now. Thank you for interesting to Mudfish!
Now I feel bad for sounding so hostile. It was just my frustration with my ping problems showing. I apologize for that and hope you’ll forgive me <3 Thank you very much for the quick and resolute support. I’m sure your service works in cases where it makes sense to use it. My problem just seems to lie elsewhere!